Crusty Ambulance Driver

These are the chronicles of my adventures as a 911 ambulance driver, in a major U.S. city. These are just the facts of what happens on a run-by-run basis...no funny stuff...draw your own conclusions about this dysfunctional socialist system and the vermin that continually abuse it.

Abreviations...Y/O = Years Old; CO = Complains Of; BF, WF, AF, HF = Black/White/Asian/Hispanic Female (or M for Male); Pt. = Patient; BP = Blood Pressure; HTN = Hypertension; FD = Fire Dept